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Contrary to popular belief, sheep are actually hatched from eggs

Nah, s,uǝǝɹɐɐʞ just kidding.


10:42 PM
Saturday, June 20, 2009
daniel is a pervert ! ):<
hii , karen is in Chula Vista ahora mismo !
con sus amigos daniel , aliyah , kelly , & tristan !
sooo , wee're plaaying around herrre .
in Chula Vista . it's hot D;
daniel is trying to prove he has a 4-pack !
BUT HE HAS A 2-PACK ! HAAHAAA ,
he keeps showing us things . D;
that we all want to seee .
he's watching me type . >.< ! argh ! hahaha , S.O.S !
juust kidding ! he keeps looking at his "abs !"
dskaLJDKLsa , we went to Wal Mart .
to buy Marshmalloows . fur Chubby Bunny ! (: <3
fdjsaklfdjsal they're Strawberry flavored !
soo , soo , soo , soo , we played .
KAREN IS CHAMPION ! she only got 6 marshmallows though . :C
mmm , mmm , mm little tristan is watching me type .
he's such a little cutie cutie cutie cake ! <3 :D

fjdksalfjaskl nothing to type !
tristan wants to use computer ! xD
errmm ... nothing else happened today . );
nothing really ! ahahha !

KELLY SAYS "HABS FUR TOMORROW !"
karen is like sleeping over . (:
karen is done . here ya' go tristan !

we're going camping next week .
yup , on the beach . oohh snap ! D;


10:21 PM
Friday, June 19, 2009
WAAHH , hello everyone ! DAY 8 OF SUMMER VAY-KAY !
nice to see you all here today ! reading this blog .
well sorta . maybe .
WELL ,uhm; today karen got a haircut ! (x
and it's sorta freaky 'cause like my hair people ;
(karen goes to different hair peoples but usually .. these 2 feminine peoples !)
THEY'RE HAVING A BATTLE OF WHO DOES BETTER HAIR ON ME !
.. they're using meee . and battling each other . karen can tell .
here's the story . . . 3 , 2 , 1 . . . GOOOO ! ;

weeell , it all started when karen was getting a haircut at this one lady .
and that one lady said "I DON'T LIKE YOUR HAIR .
THE LAST PERSON TO DO YOUR HAIR DID BAAD .
* goes on talking about karen's bad laayering of hairs * . "
sooo , she tried to make karen look all nice & pretty . she sorta did !
--- next haircut of today---
my haircut lady , Cherry (x , was doing karen's mommy's hair !
and apparently , karen's mommy told Cherry the story . about the other lady .
SOOO , Cherry woman was liek @#*$)@($#@ ?! and did a fuuull hairdooo on karen !
Cherry told karen she didn't like karen's hair . ):
she theen proceeded to wash karen's hair . and scruub it . ohoohh , nicely (: <3
then then then she layered karen's hairs . BUUT ,
she was like "I DONT WANT TO CUT YOUR HAIR ! I LIKE THE LENGTH <333"
and karen got all mad . 'chos she wanted it shawter !
but then she made karen all cool lookin' . ask kelly . she saw . JUST KIDDING ! :D
soooo , she she she took extra long to finish karen's hair !
shee like straightened it with them straighteners .
and like used 4 different cutting skizzor'z on karen's hair !
she like layerred evverrythaang ! >.<>
then she sprayed everything .
theen finally she said ,
"NOWWW THAT'S A HAAIRCUUTTT (: ." then karen payed moneys .
well karen's mommy did . X3
aaand karen was on her way . TO SEE KELLY ! <3>

did you know there's a store called ,
Puparazzi & it is full of the CUUUTEST puppies ever !
ahahaha , today kelly was in there asking for 5 singles .
karen laughs at the word singles ! but it souuunds cool !
"aayye , can I have 5 singles [: ?" AHAHAHA , that sounds pretty cool !
karen guesses . ^-^ <3
OOHOHOOH , and kelly & karen took photobooth pictures !
but there was like a mother loving smudge in the way ! ):<
it ruuined evverraaything ! D: really really really .
sorta , it looked kinda cool .
in the last picture you couldn't see my face . * 333 * !
THANK THE LORD FOR THAT ! C:

mmmm , "5th off the avenue" or something is an expensive store .
kareen WANTS A HAT ! those cool hats !
with the shiny stickers ! on them !
yeaaahhh , that was pretty much karen's day..
pretty boring stuff going around during summer vacation . D:


11:17 PM
Thursday, June 18, 2009
gaah , thank you to the 'unknown hacker' !
AND ; karen guesses she will not reveal their identity .
(: maybe later . at the end . of this post .

soo , once again karen was stuck at home .
ooon wonderful day 7 of summer vacation , y'all !
soo , she stayed at home . and cleaned her room !
since.. she wants to make her posts.. fun to read..
sheee'll reaally tell you what she did . Whiile cleaning her room !
soo usually when she's alone in her room.. cleaning..
karen turns her stereo up aall the way , and dances like crazy !
until she's sweatin ' like she's been doin' it her whole life !
SOOO ; you wanna know what karen dances tooo..
she siings and dances to HANNAH MONTANA n' DEMI LOVATO !
yees , it is true ! those disney stars just got karen on her toes ! ;333; <3
weeell , thum ! some ! (x <3 yeahhman !
soo she lip syncs too . pretendin' to be hannah montana of course .
AAND demi lovato @ the saame time ! (;
YEAA , she always gets caught by someone .
but she pretends . to not be dancing . but she's sweaty .
aww , karen ! you're bad at that ! covering that ! sweat ?
naaww , the fact that you were dancing your butt off ! hmmph !

that's pretty much my day ,
'cept something kinda caught me off guard today ?
someone named "HORNYHOTTIE" on like twitter is following me .
that's not exactly her username , but it's like her 'name.'
SHE HAS P0RN-o LINKS . D; HELP MEE , lawl !
but karen BLOCK'd her ! or will . once she twitters aagaaain . ^-^ <3
weeell , TIME TO REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY HAXX0 <--that's a ZERO R'z !
dun dun dun ;
peterthepancakeman.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeees , yeeeeeeees , yeeeeeees !
karen revealed your identity ! c:<
how'd ya' like me now ?!
the world may never know !
HAVE A GREAT SUMMER VACATION PL0X !


11:33 PM
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Warningwarningwarning.. An unknown hacker is once again creating another wonderful post. And cause karen forgot to make a post.. So i'm makin it..and and..so yeah... And for all those people who ask who this is.. i'm sorry..but you will neeeever know. My identity will never be revealed ! Well i'm just here..to make you all waste your time reading this pointless post, so so deal with it. Well, Karen would most likely want to say it's her 6th day of summer so far, and is being awesome all the time as usual. Oh oh she would also wanna say for you to bow down to the great karen whenever you see her. Oh, and did i mention she's awesome. And and..blahblahblah, that's all there is to say. That's all folks. Have a good day, don't do drugs, stay in school, and continue to worship the karen.


11:46 PM
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
nothing to do during summer ,
when you gots nothing to do at home . )x
karen has been stuck home the whoole day ,
on glorious day number 5 !

she was stuck at home .
did some art requests .
MAADDE soomething aweesome !
named "big ."
karen is an artsie person !

sourpickle.deviantart.com/ <-- CHECK ME OUT .
karen has nothing else to do here . PEACE ! (:


10:45 PM
Monday, June 15, 2009
day 4 and karen is finaally back home from Los Angeles .
sooo ; anyways ... she went shopping today !
that was pretty much it .
but ; karen just noticed something .
HOW MUCH SHE LOVES PAUL FRANK !
yes , that cuute little monkey !
who has a mouth shaped like a vaj .
yes ! indeed ! she looves loves loves that little brand now .
mhmmm , mhmm , just found out today .
while looking around a stooooore ! >.<

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his name isn't paul .. it's JULIUS . WEIRD , huh ! ):<
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thaat must be the cooolest hat in aaall of .. the hats.. karen has seen .. in her life . (x

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too bad kareen gots no iPhone , yeahps .

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kareeeeeen waaaaaaants ! c;< .. but she don't think she's no Small Paul . noo-siree-ladies . ;D

OH OH OH , karen loves Paul Frank !
and she's also obsessed with Playfish games !
yeaaaaaaaas , summer is a wonderful season .


9:41 PM
Sunday, June 14, 2009
tis has been day 3 of summer vacation !
eeverything has been going well so faar . (: !
karen went to the Sequoia National Park and then the Giant Forest ?

aarrgh , so many things happened today !
lots of sceenic driving , huh !
TREES ARE HUGE .
the trees here in SunnyD are pretty small compared to the ones !
in the GIAANT FOREST ! yes ! it's true !
sooo , the trunks , the ones that have fallen out of the earth ...
ARE BIG AS WELL !
DAANG , they made like a tunnel out of one !
ok , not a tuunnel .
but just like a little opening you drive your cars through .
it was a big log .
KAREN IS HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY !
she 'splains to you why now !
weeell , karen started climbing the giant log .
where people were taking pictures of it .
and a lady starts climbing it too . and her hubby was taking pictures of her . on the log .
and when we were passing each other ... on the log !
she saaaid "You taught me how to climb this !" she's like russian !
BUUUT ; karen felt proud . ; 3 ; of what the russian climbing lady said !
she was touuched . touched . touched . RAAPED . (; jaykay!
she made the lady feel adventurrous ? mhmm ! mhmm ! mhmm !
wotta lucky beast ! <333 lots of pictures , lots of pictures today .

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karen & calvin with a giant tree ! see ? see ? these things are HUUGE ! (x

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karen sitting on the log . a car was coming and my mom was afraid karen would fall on it . c; !

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karen STAANDING on the log ! yeaah , karen weent there !

anyways; sooo , to get to the place she wanted to get to , karen had to go on a hike ! YES !
it waas a nice hike indeed . sceenic-y !
15 minute 1/2 mile hike ! mhmm .
karen saw lots of waterfalls . AND PLANTS .
there was this one plant .
thaat was green and curly ! it reminded karen of pubichairs .
LOLOLOL ; karen is nasty ! indeed she is . at times . (:<
BAM ; check 'em out !

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yees , this is amazing , huh ! karen going :D ! while opening her arms up ? HUGPLZ !

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OH YES , CHECK ME OUT . MHMM , who's that good looking man right there ! mhmm !

today she went to a placey called "crystal cave" which is pretty spiffy !
the only place besides the bottom of the ocean , wheere you can experience pure darkness !
indeeed . lots of weird formations inside .
you coouldn't touch . 'chos your fingers have oils !
and that will STOOOP the formaation..ings . something new karen learned todays !
the caves were weird !
looked like ice-ceh-cuhls ! buts they were brown and pure rock . indeed .
it was a 45 minute tour , but it was worth it . karen guesses !

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karen thought this looked nasty at first . indeed !

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LOOOK AT THE FOG , it was like 50 degwees fewenheit in there ! ;c dark , too .

BAAHH ; then she went back to Los Angeles !
which is becoming her third home !
1 . Wunchobunado .
2. Maniwamesuh .
3 . Wosangewes .

YES , CRACK THE CODES ! (x
SHE LOVE HER PUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPY ! <3
weeell , her old one that is ;333;
weeeeeell , karen had an adventurriousoloso day today !
OHOHOHOH ; AAND , she also had one of thoose..
EPPPIICC FAAAAIIL moments . here is what happened !

karen had to sleep in a bunkbed the other night , like shee said !
sooo the masterbed thing was in the same room as the bunkbed .
errm , so she tried to jump onto the top bunk froom the masterbeddy .
she started jumping on the masterbed thing and laaunched herself at the top bunk .
BUUT , unfortunately ... she smacked her non-existent balls against the edge of the topbunk .
screaamed and fell to the floor .
which hurt hurt hurt , oh-so-badly !
her little brother CALVIN was there and saw everything !
you know what he did ?! he laughed at kaaren ! laughlaughCHORTLE !
...mmhmm , well karen don't know if that is an epic fail .
but she believes that is a fail !


10:11 PM
Saturday, June 13, 2009
heello , bloggians ! or people who just haappen to read this blog .
well anyways , yesterday karen was in Los Angeles .
but NOW she's the Sequoia National Park placey .
& she must say , those trees are GINOORMOUUS .
karen means , the trunks ! how big around !
the taaallness . ... it's just weird .
out of this world . un-normal .
each tree has leik a black vagina ..
karen thought most trees were male !
gueess they're hermaphrodites . HAAHAHA ;
here are some pictures from today ! she didn't do much .
she got the bottom bunk on a bed .
yes , UNFAAIR ! )x

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kaaren jumping for joy in the woods . check out them treees !

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LOL ; karen thought of PAULINA when she saw this picture . for some darn reason . (;

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coughcough , YA NASTIES .

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KAREN & A LAKE ! <3

ennjooyy , there will be more tomorrow . (:
come back agaain !
karen wants to make it clear that she blogs everyday !


11:35 PM
Friday, June 12, 2009
day 1 of summer vacation !
it's going pretty good so far .
karen is in Los Angeles !
she's with her cousin and her little brother , calvin .
'chos her big brother , Carlo, didn't wanna come .
or he was studying for something .

SOO ; LA is fun !
well , tiring !
she is seing her old dog fuh-see-see !
he's a perverted 4-year old little dog .

nothing much to say , karen is aall penis'd out .
YES , THAT IS A PHRASE I LEARNED !

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calvin and angelo sitting in a chair , being females ! My females ! 8D ?!

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them makin' funny faces , hahaha ! haha ! hahahahhaa ! AHAHAHAA ? saywhut !

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if karen's dog was a person , he'd be a 40 year old pedophile living alone with his mom . >U> ;

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Watch the link plz !

THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH KAREN'S DAY .
& she forgot her tooth brush . -__- penis .
she is tired . she is going to chat . contigo ahora mismo !
... my dog is raping my leg , AAHH ! pooor piggies . (toes) );



10:27 PM
Thursday, June 11, 2009

OH MY GOSH ; karen is finally a fwesh man !
promopromopromo was today and it went better than karen thought .
but now she feels sorta lonely ! 'cause it's all over .
this year went by so quickly !
); that's a good and bad thing .

goood reaasons , yes ?

1. karen could not wait for summer vacation to empieza !
2. hmm , no moar homework ?
3. karen gets to sleep in for the next 2 months , yo creo !
4. ... not really a loooot of good reasons . ;c
5. ... only 4 reasons , karen can't think of anything else . :/

baad-baad reaasons , no ?

1. MOST of karen's friends are not going to DNHS ; the highschool karen has to go to ...
2. karen doesn't get to see most of her friends !
3. karen is feeling lonely because she has nothing to do for the next 2 months .
4. karen is most likely NOT going to do anything over the summer !
5. karen did not cheerrish all the moments .
6. karen is missing everyone already !

weeell ; karen misses everyone very much . VERY MUCH !
karen will show ONE picture from promotion .
MOST OF THEM HAD JEREMY IN IT . (:<

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it goes it chronological order ! say whut ? jeeremy , luuke , karen , aaron , jaime , paul , and ANA !



11:12 PM
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
TODAY was officially the last day as an 8th grader !
for the people here at OVMS .
tomorrow we will aaall be promoted to highschoolers .
we had practice for the past 2 days , but karen thinks something will go wrong .
let's pray something doesn't . (x ! no , really !

What : what is the meaning of this unessaarrcarilarcany what ! wait , whut ? .___. ;
When : 06112k9 <-- that's so cool ! ; @ 9 am to like something .
Where : OVMS ; my cuurrent middle schoolio .
Who : Parents , staff , and students !
Why : promoting from middle school to highschool Fresh MAANs !

karen is full of mixed emotions .
she is not ready for this .
she wishes she did better in school .
karen wishes this year didn't go by too fast .
=___= karen is poop'd .
karen is going to sleep now .
tomorrow is the big day .
wish us all luck !
that we won't trip down the stairs .
cheers !


10:26 PM
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
the dance was very neon - y !
the food was ok , but karen is still hungry .
it was like a carnival !
kaaron made her watch the sunset ,
which was pretty .
but it burned her eyes . ^-^
overall , it was fun .
... PAUL HAS BLACKMAIL PICTURE OF ME , yes .
... karen don't know what to say !
... because she is sad .
for a stupid reason .
you'll find out after reading this !

karen finished watching Death Note ..
which is the beestest little anime / manga to her !
... ahaha , yes yes yes ! it was great !
but the ending (37th episode) made her sad .
... ;c if you're going to watch it ...karen doesn't wanna spoil it .
if you're not going to watch it.. eehh ! karen don't know what to say here .
karen will say at the end of this blog post .
..which is .. NOW !

S-spoiler for last Death Note Episode ?



her favorite duude , L , ended up dying .
in the end , Light , went crazy .
ended up being shot .
and finally dying .
'cause his name was written.
in that shinigami Ryuk's deathnote .
then he ended up dying .
then that was pretty much it .
IT WAS SO SAD !

karen is depressed now . );
she will not get over this for the next few days .. D;


5:55 PM
Monday, June 8, 2009
FIELD DAY ! that is the day where you play lots of sports .
against your buildings . in your school . here at OVMS .

400 building - blue
500 building - purple
600 building - red

weeell ; you can say the 400 building did weell ! they got 2nd . yaay ! we won last year though ...
500 building woon , woo hoo ! ... ajfdklfjla soo proud ! <3 played well . indeed !
& the 600 building got last.. because of all their red cards (-5 pts) but they would've won .

it wasn't as fun as last year .
soorry ; it wasn't ! to karen .
because ... karen doesn't know . Field day wasn't as fun though . :/

... ON THE OTHER HAND !
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... the girl on the left could really pass for karen's twin !
don't ya' think ?
karen thinks so .
karen is the judge of this .
and karen thinks she could .
so she can .
she offically passes for karen's twin , yaay !
yaaaaaay ; hurrah ! <3

karen is tired and bored .
so she is going to go brush her teeth .
SPARKLE SPARKLE , yaa' !


7:41 PM
Sunday, June 7, 2009
girls and dress shopping hurts !
-____- ; 7 hours of dress hunting , and karen really didn't find anything she liked..
... she searched the whole mall ! oh !
karen will never drink Strawberry boba the same way ever again .
she only made it halfway through the drink before she went "OH , I'm going to have diheerrea!"
>.<>

karen was happy though !
throughout the whoole dress hunt thing Nargis saw her !
karen was dozing off until Nargis said "KAREN !"
karen was shocked and she realized a person called her name . (:
she thought she died . heeeheheeh !
she also saw Nadia and Akila ...!
even though we don't really talk during school , they are some nice girls !

promotion isn't going to be very fun .
well , overall , karen just doesn't like ... these kinds of ceremonies . > _ > ;
you may watch her make a fuss and get all "rawrafergasdgahlkj" for the next 3 1/2 days .

WEEEEEEEELL , OH OH OH !
karen is only on episode 30 of Death Note but but..
she is happy to say she fell in love with L !
you can't blame her . she says . because . he's . the . best .
in the beginning he irritated the karen ,
but in the end she ended up loooving that cute sweets-loving cutie pie !

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he's cute when he smiles ! (x

; ^ ; karen will not spoil the rest of the story .
she just wanted to share her love about L . ^-^ <3>
heeeeeeheehehe , well , karen has to go !
the mom of Karen is forcing her to try on a dress .

---tick tock---tick tock---tick tock !---

karen tried on the dress and she looks like a flower field .
hope you look forward to it x__x ; eehh !

LOL (Lots of Love) cough PAULINA cough ,
The Walking Flower Field ,
KAAAREEEN <3



6:31 PM
Saturday, June 6, 2009
karen loves the weather here in Sun Diego , it's very true !
mother nature was PMS-ing on thursday but she's being nice to us now . this morning !
karen thinks we are mother nature's favorite people . so she gives us nice weather .
ooohh hahaha ! she likes torturing calvin . with ___________s . d(^-^)b

karen really enjoys playing games online with timmy .
it consumes time and is pretty fun , too .
'chos we shoot at each other while hamster battlin' it up !
and send each other lines with blockles .
be cheaters and give each other the word / answers in draw my thing .
oh yes , we have a lot of fun !

...he doesn't try in that T-war game , and he still kicks my butt . ;p
timmy is one heck of a gamer and you should play with him sometime ! c;<
oohhh yeah ! >.<

school is going by so fast only 3 1/2 days left , karen is going to miss you all very much .
she'll be all sappy later .. ! hooray , calvin is making her finish the blog now .
'cause he wants to play a game . -___- ;
on the other hand , karen wants to watch Death Note !
she forgot about it for a week and is only on episode 22 ); .
karen will finish soon ! she loves you all !

...agh , she needs to get a promotion dress OR at least something to wear to promotion ! peace out ^-^ !


5:25 PM
Friday, June 5, 2009
aahh , about the last blog post ; karen would just like to say aaww, thaanks yous soo muchs ! to Peter , for making her a blog post yesterdays ! he's one of karen's bestest fwens and yup . he's the beeest for updating my blog for karen would never act that way in front of people ! -___- ; hehee ; silly Peter ! so yup ! thankthankthanks yous , you're the bestest friend anyone could eeeeeeeeeeeeever , eever have ! yaay ! <3>be proud of yourself , it was a pretty cute bloggie post-it ... !

peter blogged for karen because karen was busy doing a poster at like 9 PM that was due the next day and she hawwrdly did anything on it . -__- ; soo shee was forced to do it and begged for peter's help . oh yes , he did a great job , didn't he ! soo as for today ; karen's stories of today ...

karen likes being hugged like that . like that . how can she explain . being hugged from behind ? ... ahh ! karen like like likes it ! likes it as much as she loves eating cough drops . ...which she is right now ! wow !
karen likes being hugged very very much ! karen likes friendly gestures . they're nice and make people feel good .. <3>

YEEEHAW ; in Spanish karen ACED that ORAL final . YES ; she aced it ! unbelievable , huh . karen thought that she was going to fail , too , but she just got lucky . karen loves the sombrero were all the questions were in , it gave Ms. Craig the ones she knew . T _ T ; once that class was over , karen danced around the room and is soorrry to Peter because she smacked him repeaatedly .. 'chos of her happiness . YES ; tengo una "A !" ... ?! <3>siiigghs .

during math , the class was watching a movie called Pride and.. it made karen cry ! yes ; cry tears ! the ending caught her off guard and she started crying . now Tim calls her a baby , OH , and she's sorry to Jason for breaking his pen . -__- ; AND AND sorry to Peter again ! for elbowing him in an area he wouldn't want hurt . >.<

...just nootin' the special things of the day ... hmm... lunch was fun ! PETER AND HIS POCKETS . innapropriate !

AANND ; karen likes jeremy's shirts . button-up ! well , MORE LIKE BUTTON - DOWN HAHAHA ! whatthebuck ? ! paul should open his own little massaaging buisness in school , he'd make.. lots of moneys.. hahaha , no really ! within the 3 days left at school . Tim is a ninja , hiyahh ! tengo ganas de .. sueno !

paul says 'smack' instead of snack = pauls gets ones or mores snacks attacks ! ch-ch-chyes ! hope you have fun in Sacramento , buddy ! hope to see you on Tuesday ! (= karen calls dibs on signing your yearbook !


10:58 PM
Thursday, June 4, 2009
-Host- Laaadies and Gentlemen... It's showtime! Hurry hurry, step right up. Introducing the star of our show... without further ado... I present to you.. Karenkarenkaaaaren!!
-Audience- clapsclapsclaps
-Host- Everyone give a round of applause, it is a wonderful privilege and blessing to have you all here today. It must be a complete honor for you to even be reading this. You DO NOT wanna be anywhere else in the world right now. Let's start off our show by introducing the star, which of course, is a wonderful girl named Karen. You're about to witness the amazing girl in the world.
-drumrolls- -spotlight- -curtains open-
-Karen walks in-
-Audience- 'wooooo!' 'cheers' 'screams' 'applause' 'Its Kaaaaaren!'
-Host- Karen! It's an honor to have you on our show! Thanks soooo much for coming! Okay okay, settle down, haha. Wow, the audience is really goin wild, huh.. It's a tremendous honor to have you here.
-Karen- Yeahyeah, glad to be here, i really had nothing better to do.. Now gimme a round of applause, bow down to me!!!
-Audience- Yesyeesyesss! We love you!
-Host- I can't believe i'm in the presence of this beautiful and wonderful girl. I'm speechless. Having you here.. -faints-
-Karen- Yeah yeah, i know.. I get that a lot.
-Host- Sooo, on with our show.. Heh -sweats- Did i mention we're being filmed live around the world.. -gulps-
-Karen- Well, can we wrap this show up quick? I have a hair appointment at 3.
-Host- Heheh, I'm terribly sorry oh great Karen, i know how busy your wonderful life may be.. Is there anything else you would like to say to all your millions of fans out there?
-Karen- Don't forget.. I'm awesome!! and and... yeah, you all know that already.. Am i right!?
-Audience- 'yeaaaah!' 'applause'
-Host- The crowd is going absolutely nuts! So there you have it folks.. Until next time, don't miss the next episode.. starring KAREN!!!
-Audience- 'applause' 'chants karen's name'
-fireworks-
This is a Karen associated production, in part to you by Karen... and... somethin like that.. blahblahblah


7:34 PM
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
karen has some finals coming up , but you know what that means !
...the big finaaale ! school will finally be over , done , terminated . oh yes !
finals = more finals = end of year = big finally = karen gasping "FINALLY !" = fih-woo-hoo !
karen can't wait until school ends PERO ! she will be missing everyone over her boring summer .
today karen had her SPANISH final ! es muy.. facil ! ... but embarrassing at the same time .
then you wonder , how can a spanish final be embarrassing ? .___. ; you ask karen ; story time .

duuuuurante mi clase de espanol .. karen was taking her test .. and .. did she forget to mention she is still sick ? weell , she is still sick and.. (typing this up now makes her laugh) ... she was taking her test and the room was all quiet . suddenly ! she started choking on a mix between a cough and a choke ; a hybrid ! a chokough . she was moving like she was choking , but make sounds like a muted - cough . it was pretty nasty . dope ! sick ! weird . yes , that is the word to explain it , weird . it made karen start sweating .. and she couldn't breath .. then she was like.. suffocating while doing that because she didn't want people to hear her flemmy cough . YES ; flem ! NASTY STUFF , huh . Nihar was looking at her because karen started bouncing and making weird noises . hmm , I wonder what she was doing (; ? just kidding ! heckno ! ... but that was karen's day . in spanish . she was like the 3rd one to finish ! = she was pretty proud of herself . ^-^ now this , this is a reaaal blog .. post that karen did . why , it suure is . OH & after the test karen ran to the bathroom and started coughing like crazy , buuut there was.. the silent one . a silent little girl in a stall doing her thaang , listening to me cough my guts out . flem flem flem , that is what she herd . .__. ; karen feels nasty . and germy . ...SWINE FLU .

...hmm , karen is only pinning down the cool stuff today ! oh , Mother Nature was pms-ing ! yes , yes indeeed she was . with that storm & that wind . mhmm , daang , taking it out on us . RACIST ! daang , it was windy today !

OH OH OH OH , and in Language ARTS ! we had on-demand Roll of Thunder , Hear my Cry essay thaang , and karen.. karen.. (sorry , sorta embarrassed to say.. !) ... sniffle sniffle , SNOT BUBBLE . she luuugey'd up a pretty good flemmy , and a sick little snot bubble . it was sick . in a bad way . she couldn't breath and was dying throughout that whoole essay ! ... -___- ; THE BAD PART WAS.. there were no gosh-darn kleenexes around ! ... karen is fwustwated . >.< ; ! poo !

finals then promotion , karen usually has nothing to do over the summer buuut...but this yeaar.. over the summer.. she might go to New York ! yes , the big apple .
but.. it's not as exciting as like going to those asian-ese places . like you azns out there !
-______-; karen wishes she had an exciting-traveling life ... but naawww ! poo-poo-nuts.

I KNOW! THAT TURD DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING! xD <--karen loves the girl who said this ! she made her laugh with this ! jfdklsajflksa ; we have the same interests ! karen can tell her a bunch of things that's going on in school (don't worry , goood ) and we make each other feel good . aahh , yes ! too much texts , so karen is going to blow her nose . yaay ; peaath !

OH OH OH & thanks yous Jeremys for the little zebra and Paul for the little bracelet on the zebra . weeell , karen sorta just took that outta your hands during lunch to plaay with it.. -__- ; soo , do you want it back ? answer within 69 days to get a free pencil !


4:13 PM
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
gaah ; indoor pools look so cool ! 'cause they're inside an enclosed area , oh yes .
but but but ; karen wants one ! they look jflajfklad-ing great .
.. or at least those huuge colorful pools ..
karen doesn't know why , but she is obsessing over swimming pools .
MAKE ME ONE SOMEDAYS !

http://www.trendir.com/outdoors/pools/


6:24 PM
Monday, June 1, 2009
karen declares the fatty(ies) of the week to be ...
  1. Paul N. ! (Mr.Paul & Paul BUNYEON & JohnPAUL & PAULFrank) for eating a lot this past week . like a burrito , pho , noodles.. etc. !
  2. Teeemy D. ! he declared himself a fatty .. !
  3. Hanna-Banana (smooothay) ! she wanted to be a fatty , too ... (x ! she is NAWT ! <3

fatties , fatties , fatties 'chos they eat like crazy ! they're eating machines ! little piggies ! karen believes you are all little piggies .. but then again little piggies are cute . yeehaw ! oh ; looks like we have a 4th - winner ? runner up ?!

4. Jeremy Quizno's ! you eat too much ice cream , man . ... just kiddin' !

hehehehe , all you little fatties . the world is a big place . with big people ...! . o . ...it's true ! OH OH OH ; and speeaaking of Pauls ! ; hehe , prepare to wear your laughing cap .

Paul don't paul into the swimming paul while eating a pineappaul . don't hit the paul on the way out ? ._______. ; hahahhaa , karen is a dork ! dork ! dork ! dork = whale pen0r . ..someone told me that . his name starts witha P and ends in with an R . hehehe , karen will give the name in the next blog blog . OH ; karen got new soap , too ! it smells great . <3

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