9:57 PM
Friday, June 26, 2009
I'm baaaaack, on a secrative mission..to make this specific blog. And today, my friends, karen has once again..turned to her one and only hope..to make another blog. Karen's on a beach campin getaway, and gave me the mission to makin this blog. And if i didnt update this blog, she'll kick the flying fadoodles outta me... So ladies and gentleman, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
-SHOW BEGINS IN...
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'hears cry for help'
-Karen- Oh nooo! Who will help me make my awesome blogs while i'm gone? Who will help me.. who will save me!
-Narrator- Once again, our brave hero hears the plea, and once again comes to save the day and creates another blog...!
-Everyone- yeaaaah! clapclapclaps
-Karen- Myyy hero!
THE END
-Narrator- Please stay tuned..for the next exciting episode! You do nooot wanna miss it.
haha that's all folks.
-ending credits-
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Haha, well that was lame.. I just wanted to waste all your time..though everyone got to read such an epic lil story. And..cause i couldnt think of what else to say.. But please tell karen, when she comes back, that she has the coolest blog ever, and and what a great job i've done. I know i know, she'll be back from the beach soon, so enough crying everyone.
Ah well have a good night everyone, i'm your host for the evening...or whatever time you're reading this.. You have once again been blessed to read such a blog. Well have a g'day everyone.. Don't do drugs, eat your green vegetables, and don't let the bed bugs bite..
you still don't know who i am... hehehe
11:35 PM
Thursday, June 25, 2009
holy balls ! today was incredible !incredibly weeird . ); Today , the king of pop died .yes , rest in peaace Michael Jackson !althouugh your pictures creeped karen out a bit ..and karen had a toon of MJ jookes..shee can't help but feel soorry for him !REST IN PEACE ! D; you lived a loong , successfuul liife ! <3well anyways , tomorrow karen is goin' camping !iiin oceanside.. erm , near the 2 big boobie-shaped buildings !that's how her dad explained it .TWO BOOBIES ! yes , inddeeedd (: !soo , karen was packing today .she will miss you all until sunday ! xDpleaase make a poost for mee on Saturday , peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeterpancakeman !pleaase ! thank you ! if you can.. ^-^weeell .. she didn't do anything else today !OHH , SHE WENT TO THE PARK AT 8:40 PM ! verry darrk . some creepos there . with their children still . )x hehehe , creepy !
8:33 PM
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FMLerrgh , my favorite FML of the daay .ARRGHH , karen HATE'd TODAAY . in a way . -___- ;ajkfladfsa sometimes my parents can drive karen a little crazy . >:Cnag nag nag nag . NAAG . NAAGG . NAAG . karen dislikes the naags .luckily she has learned.. to hold in her toongue .
.. karen hasn't talked back to her parents yet.. -___- ; grr .
soo anyways , karen had ortho today . ortho was fun . only like 10 minutes long 'chos they adjusted her retainers .she was forrced into escondido to doo some paainting . she tricked her dad into saying ... (follow these instructions to find out ! )OK OK , HERE'S HOW TO DOO I T . OOKKK , soo spell like "I H O P" outloud . then RIGHT AFTER YOU SPELL THAT , add -ness .but don't spell that part . :3 now say it faast . goot it ? (:<so yes ! karen tricked her dad into saying " I ate your penis !" it waas hilaarrious in a weeird waaay to kaaren !she seems to be getting along with Calvin now . hmmhmm . weird ! D:<>
paul if you're reading this , you are handsome !
because you got your daddy's good looks . ;D xD
10:21 PM
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
holy frying pan ! D:<
the blog de karen isn't cooperating with her !
it's driving her mad !
soo anywaays ; today is day 12 of summer vacation !
& karen hasn't done nothin' .
UNTIL TODAY !
YES ; today she finally did something !
karen meaans... something... not planned ? o_o ;
karen don't know , but she felt like she did something .
OUT OF THE HOUSE . > U >
for only like 2 hours though..
she just went to the park with Carlo , Calvin , and Ace (her couusin) .
shhee played basketbaall & saw TOO many people !
that she knows . or that just go to her school . -__- ;
then she played tennis .
well not really ! she waatched ,
while she played on Carlo & Ace's iPhones :C
she played with their games xD and voice changers..
n' the shotguns.. oh and lightsaber . YES !
thaat is all . *karen !
5:43 PM
Monday, June 22, 2009
karen hates life sometimes .
today is one of those days ..
SCREW IT ! >:C
karen is spying on Paul !
o: ...muarhahrahrhahrhr !
8:33 PM
Sunday, June 21, 2009
OH MY MOTHER EFFING PIECE OF SHOOT ;
karen's internet closed on her and she was almost done with the stinkin' blog for today .
which karen muust add was LONG D; she hates
karma !because sometimes , it's just a female dog . ):
WELL , the internet is actuaally ! D;
...
cuss cuss cuss )x ; so anyways ! -__- ; todaay karen came back from her sleepover in Manila Mesa !
whiich was extra extra fun , if she does say so herself !
yes .. hmm , karen no feel like blogging .. but she shall .
soo she'll feeeel accomplished or something like that . ;333;
soo , she got back around 12:15 AM with Kelly .
then they hung out in her room for the next 2 hours
playing on the computer and looking through her yearbook !
yeeeeeeees , that took us 2 hours ! .. hmm..
ARGH , TOO LAZY TO MAKE POST .
karen is watching
Sonny with a Chance LOL !
... we laugh really loud..
erm .. watched TV until 5 AM..
.. watched pirated movies such as ,
UP <-- yeaas ! >.<
... fell asleep around 6 and woke up at 9 ..
...then we ate breakfast and and and then like..
AFTER THAT ; we went on a 5 mile walk in Miramar Lake .
my shoes killed my feets . T - T ; argh .
THEN WE HUNG OUT NEAR EDWARDS CINEMA !
but there were noo HABS ):
...THAT's ALL !
karen is too lazy to add details . -__- ;
3 yeahh mayne !
10:42 PM
Saturday, June 20, 2009
daniel is a pervert ! ):<
hii , karen is in Chula Vista ahora mismo !
con sus amigos daniel , aliyah , kelly , & tristan !
sooo , wee're plaaying around herrre .
in Chula Vista . it's hot D; 3 RIGHT NOW !
daniel is trying to prove he has a 4-pack !
BUT HE HAS A 2-PACK ! HAAHAAA ,
he keeps showing us things . D;
that we all want to seee .
he's watching me type . >.< ! argh ! hahaha , S.O.S !
juust kidding ! he keeps looking at his "abs !"
dskaLJDKLsa , we went to Wal Mart .
to buy Marshmalloows . fur Chubby Bunny ! (: <3
fdjsaklfdjsal they're Strawberry flavored !
soo , soo , soo , soo , we played .
KAREN IS CHAMPION ! she only got 6 marshmallows though . :C
mmm , mmm , mm little tristan is watching me type .
he's such a little cutie cutie cutie cake ! <3 :D
fjdksalfjaskl nothing to type !
tristan wants to use computer ! xD
errmm ... nothing else happened today . );
nothing really ! ahahha !
KELLY SAYS "HABS FUR TOMORROW !"
karen is like sleeping over . (:
karen is done . here ya' go tristan !
we're going camping next week .
yup , on the beach . oohh snap ! D;